I CAN’T I NEED TO REARRANGE BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY, I MEAN WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITHOUT ME? BUT I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU’RE BACK. I REALLY WAS STARTING TO WORRY YOU HAD BEEN EATEN BY SPIDERS OR RABID KOALAS OR SOMETHING.

you and that library man, it’s like books are your mistresses
THOSE ARE LEGITIMATE CONCERNS THOUGH spiders flock to me like i am spider catnip, i’ve seen at least fifty in the last week